>How do you FEEL about food. Why do you eat?
When I'm working, food is something to keep me from passing out.
When I have free time, food is pleasure. Chocolate is necessary!
>What is your biggest flaw?
I'm damn stubborn.
>What is your hangup with your mother?
She's as stubborn as I am.
>3 favorite authors
Jeanette Winterson, Robert Jordan, Orson Scott Card
>What are the hallmarks of success in life?
Your friends still like you, you still like your friends.
>What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
Nightmares.
>What is your favorite animal? Describe it.
Toss-up between cats and ferrets. Both are fuzzy, cats don't squish and
ferrets do.
>How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
sometimes a few months, sometimes within two hours.
> Jump her? - Lessee, last time it was 4 months, and she jumped me.
> Dump her? - Can't say I've _dumped_ a girl before... We've always been
friends later.
>How old were you when you first kissed?
on the cheek - 5 (Amy) french - 17 (Suzanne)
> Had sex? 25
> Smoked Pot? 22
>Do you use recreational drugs? sometimes
> What? pot
> When? rarely - probably not enough, but it rips up my lungs
(pneumonia sucked and scar tissue still sucks.)
> Still? not recently
>Have you ever been married/lived with someone? married: no, lived-with: yes
> Who worked? yes
> Who cooked? yes
> Who cleaned? rarely
> Do you know how to cook? Yes!
> Do you like to cook? Oh, yes!
> What are the things you cook best? Bread, pastries, wholesome Italian dinners
>Have you ever used any of the following:
> gel (yup, keeps the curls out of my eyes and out of the stratosphere),
> hairspray (once, but it sucks),
> mousse (a long, long, time ago),
> eyeliner (once or twice, I'm not much on makeup),
> cologne (I tried on my dad's when I was a kid),
> deoderant (yes),
> conditioner (yes, once again, the curls - maybe I'll get a crewcut again.)
> zit cream (no),
> aftershave (not too effective on legs)
>What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
I played lacrosse on a boys team
> College student?
I hung on the outside of a building in mid-December in Boston,
balancing on a snowy ledge, hanging Xmas lights, hoping that the
building's security guard who was walking by wouldn't look up.
> Working stiff?
I bicycled on Market St. (hey, I lived in the Haight, and worked
near Levi's plaza- it was the shortest way without massive hills.)
>If you were a fruit or vegetable, what would you be?
cauliflower (did I spell that right?)
> If I were, what would I be?
a pomelo (kindof like a grapefruit, but sweeter)
>If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man
>and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
I'd walk up and introduce myself, but I wouldn't worry or anything
like that. Men aren't really a threat to my love life.
>Do you think there is life after death? On other planets?
I'm not sure. Yes.
>Are you psychic? Not particularly. My sisters are.
>Are you psycho? According to some.
>Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like
>to go completely insane?
Yes, I'm an artist. I spend most of my time in other places than where
I really am the time.
>Were you ever in the armed forces?
hell, no.
>Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
no, but I once had a crush on one. Do you have them?
>What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
damn good antibiotics (I owe my life to 'em)
Actually, the transistor was a pretty big one...
>What is the biggest problem all women have?
obtaining autonomy
>What is the biggest problem all men have?
relinquishing control
>What is the biggest problem with our society? (no more than 5 lines)
People still want to hurt each other.
>Do you prefer plants or animals?
animals- they purr, squeak, warble, and bite
>If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
probably a plane ticket back to San Francisco
> The second? I'd pay off my student loans and my lung surgeon.
> The last? a piece of land somewhere
>Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
on my personal path: my mom
on my art : Amy Kravitz
>How do people describe you?
Burly, weird, tall, athletic, queer, strong, steadfast, quick-witted.
>How do you describe yourself?
burly, outdoorsy, curly-topped, moody,
creative, original, cyclist, chocolate-lover, wearer of
overalls, big dyke.
>Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? Yes. Which? Girljock.
>What are your favorite shoes?
a toss-up between my birkenstocks and my cycling shoes
Well, it was a fun application, easier than my last job interview, but I've
never had to apply to date someone before...
Heck- I'm not sure if I'll even get a response, but these sure were a bunch of
unusual questions.
-Cristin
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