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Name:
A: Lars Olsson
Home Page:
A: http://www.hfb.se/~gp94lol/
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I feel hot about hot food or swedish food and I eat to get stimulation and satisfaction.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Not knowing what flaw is.
3 favorite authors
A: Douglas Adams, Åke Ohlmarks, PC Jershild
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Love-joy, friendship and satisfaction.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: There aren't any.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Ozelot
Describe it.
A: SouthAmerican cat animal. Has strange dots on it.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: A month or less (How could I specify it?)
Jump her?
A: A year or less
Dump her?
A: A couple of years or less
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Snuff (under your lip, very swedish)
When?
A: When to celebrate five times a day or more.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I
Who cooked?
A: I
Who cleaned?
A: I
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Hot fried noodles, swedish meatballs or smörgåsbord.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Hairspray,gel,deo and aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Living naked in the forest for a weekend.
as a college student?
A: Peeing in the ship's elevator on our annual trip to Finland, ended up being chased all over the boat by a mob (Turkish) and the crew. Hid between two emergency doors for five hours. Got pissed off and poured drinks over people lying on deck puking. Ate a goldfish afterwards.
as a working stiff?
A: Date the boss's wife.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Abourgine.
If I were, what would I be?
A: Avocado.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Swallow it and leave her be. If she doesn't notice me being sad I'd dump her.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: At extreme stress, or somehow, I think I could feel something like it if I panic totally. (I am not insane)
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Can't think of any that did only good.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Being more angry if you're nice to some other woman than they'd be if you were unnice to them.
...all men have?
A: Not understanding what they have done wrong.
...with our society?
A: Egoism
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: I dont think I could be a worthy owner of a cat etc. due to lack of time AT THE MOMENT, that is.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A Music studio.
The second?
A: A Mercury Grand Marquis Colony Park LS Wagon (car)
The last?
A: Do the world with my car and a special friend.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Our first cat.
How do people describe you?
A: Tall, funny, friendly, patient, creative, handsome, qute.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Tall, shy, ironic, creative, dreamer.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: CAP&DESIGN(Swedish),GALAGO(Swedens and the worlds best and most weird comic magazine)
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Sandals (summer) or big robust ones.
Additional Comments
A: I want this date.