Thu, 16 Nov 1995 20:56:22 -0800
Name:
A: leek
Email:
A: leek@brimstone.com
Home Page:
A: http://brimstone.com/~leek
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I LOVE food. I eat because I love food. I especially love salt. Life without salt would not be worth living.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I think too much.
3 favorite authors
A: Hmmmm. I don't have high-brow lit tastes. Elizabeth Peters, Andro Linklater, Dr. Seuss.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Whatever one thinks they are.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: What *isn't*?
What is your favorite animal?
A: giant squid
Describe it.
A: giant, slimy, and tentacly. like a boy, but bigger.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Hmmm. I don't kiss all that many girls. Boys I'd have to say at least a few weeks.
Jump her?
A: Haven't jumped a girl yet. I hear they're easy though.
Dump her?
A: 30 seconds or so.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: Embarrassingly old
Had sex
A: Embarrassingly young
Smoked Pot?
A: Yuck. never.
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No
What?
A: I SAID, I don't use recreational drugs! You hard of hearing or somethin?
When?
A: Never!
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Not Me
Who cooked?
A: Not Me
Who cleaned?
A: Never Me
Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Is this some sort of trick question?
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Yes. All of the above.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: uhhh....
as a college student?
A: still thinking....
as a working stiff?
A: NEVER a working stiff, please.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Duh.
If I were, what would I be?
A: How 'bout a gourd?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Flirt with him myself. Why should she have all the fun?
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: Bought the manual.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: That funnel that lets women pee standing up.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Men.
...all men have?
A: Women. even if they're gay.
...with our society?
A: Spelling words phonetically.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals are generally less likely to up and die on you for no apparent reason.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: More wishes! oh. oops
The second?
A: a new computer.
The last?
A: the immortal souls of everyone i know.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: mommy
How do people describe you?
A: Golly. Geeks describe me in weird ways. Ways I would never have imagined just a few short years ago. Ways that will eventually be listed on my web page, so you can look at them then.
How do you describe yourself?
A: I do my best to avoid that.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Mademoiselle magazine. I like to keep up with the latest trends, yeah, right. I would get the LA Times if i could.
What are your favorite shoes?
A: I haven't met The Shoes yet. Still waiting.
Additional Comments
A: Well, I'm not sure how seriously I want to date you. But now that I know myself so well, i'm taking me out for coffee.