webshite/applications submitted

Mon Dec 4 7:39:52 1995

Name:
A: Matt Besse

Email:
A: rumble@acs.bu.edu

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat ALL the time. I LOVE food. If you try and take my food I will hit you.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: i gots bad grammer

3 favorite authors
A: 1.)the unabomber 2.)howard stern 3.)dh lawrence

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: money

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: huh?

What is your favorite animal?
A: ducks are cool
Describe it.
A: it's a bird

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: ewww! yucko!
Jump her?
A: ten minutes
Dump her?
A: 11.5 minutes

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 6
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: are you a cop?

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: that would be illegal

When?
A: you're a cop!

Still?
A: No

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Married

Who worked?
A: she
Who cooked?
A: she
Who cleaned?
A: she

Do you know how to cook?
A: No

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: cereal, toast

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: had a pet cat. it was dead, but I had a good imagination.
as a college student?
A: well, if you can keep a secret, I actually don't attend college, I just kinda hang out and go to parties
as a working stiff?
A: no

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a vegetable, I'm homophobic
If I were, what would I be?
A: a radish?

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: go tell him that she's a tease and he's not gonna score.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: as I said, I'm psychic...

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: the wheel

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: they don't appreciate their breasts like I do

...all men have?
A: they can't beat me up

...with our society?
A: this is more fun than Mad-Libs!

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: chicks don't dig plants like they do puppies

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a million lotto tickets

The second?
A: snapple

The last?
A: more snapple

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Barney

How do people describe you?
A: less annoying than the olson twins

How do you describe yourself?
A: you know those middle aged former rocker types who are bald except for a pathetic pony tail in the back? I'm not like that.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: playboy, soldier of fortune

What are your favorite shoes?
A: my ruby-red slippers

Additional Comments
A: hi


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