Mon Dec 11 2:10:05 1995
Name:
A: Patrick Whitworth
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
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What is your biggest flaw?
A: i'm unmotivated
3 favorite authors
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What are the hallmarks of success in life?
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What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: being a hopeless romantic
What is your favorite animal?
A: a cat
Describe it.
A: any cat
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: one week to a month
Jump her?
A: two weeks to six years
Dump her?
A: 6 to 8 months
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 15
Had sex
A: 17
Smoked Pot?
A: 17
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: several times
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
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Who cooked?
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Who cleaned?
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Do you know how to cook?
A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
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Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: cologne deoderant
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
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as a college student?
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as a working stiff?
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If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: a grape
If I were, what would I be?
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If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
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Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
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Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
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What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: men
...all men have?
A: arrogance
...with our society?
A: nothing
A: Plants
Why?
A: they're quiet
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: music
The second?
A: more music
The last?
A: country music
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: me
How do people describe you?
A:
How do you describe yourself?
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Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
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What are your favorite shoes?
A: my green pumas
Additional Comments
A: weird