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Mon Jan 1 19:22:47 1996

Name:
A: Cary

Email:
A: Don't have one, I'll get back to you...

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: I eat when I'm hungry or when I see an interesting looking recipe. I like to cook. Oh, I suppose I use food as a substitute for sex, too, but, come on, who doesn't.

What is your biggest flaw?
A: Sincerity

3 favorite authors
A: Charles Dickens, Carla Sinclair, Henry James

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Perseverance and Imagination

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Perseverance

What is your favorite animal?
A: Kimi the Cat
Describe it.
A: Black, Abyssinian kitten

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Two or three dates
Jump her?
A: -Secret-
Dump her?
A: Six months

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 14
Had sex
A: 20
Smoked Pot?
A: 19

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: No

What?
A: 1-Chocolate, 2-alcohol

When?
A: 1-lots, 2-socially

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither

Who worked?
A: N/A
Who cooked?
A: N/A
Who cleaned?
A: N/A

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: Italian, dessert, bread

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: aftershave, zit cream

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A:
as a college student?
A: Advertised my two-man art show with flyers all over campus showing me and my co-artist standing in our underwear.
as a working stiff?
A: Had sex in a radio station I was working at... No, not while I was on the air.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Kumquat
If I were, what would I be?
A: Passionfruit

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Assume she is having an animated conversation with a very handsome man.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: No

On other planets?
A: No

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: Because I believe I have a strong empathetic feeling for how the human mind perceives reality.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Technicolor

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: All women? Sorry, I try not to generalize about fellow human beings...

...all men have?
A: All men? Sorry, I try not to generalize about fellow assholes...

...with our society?
A: Overpopulation

Which do you prefer:
A:

Why?
A: I like them both equally

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A house for my mother

The second?
A: I'd pay off my school loan

The last?
A: I would not want any golf clubs

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My art professor

How do people describe you?
A: I've never asked...

How do you describe yourself?
A: Struggling artist, 33, work as newspaper reporter, 5'9", 175 lbs., brown hair, look younger than I am despite male-pattern baldness, want to make movies!!!, good sense of humor, sincere, world-wise, still believe in "True Love," have lived in Alaska, Chapel Hill, N.C.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: CMJ New Music Monthly (free CD!), ICE music newsletter, Film Comment

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Reeboks

Additional Comments
A: Likes: Dark-haired women, "Slackers," Orson Welles, traveling, (went to Montreal last summer, hope to go to Great Britain this year), "Clarissa Explains It All," "My Twentieth Century"; dislikes: Rush Limbaugh, Anna Nicole Smith, Green Day, (they suck, O.K.?), advertising, golf, football, not hearing back from Sonic...


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