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Fri Jan 26 23:15:48 1996

Name:
A: jerry hughes

Email:
A: kc6ymp@artnet.net

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A:

What is your biggest flaw?
A:

3 favorite authors
A:

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A:

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: porno

What is your favorite animal?
A: kitty's
Describe it.
A: two

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: 5 min's
Jump her?
A: 20 min's
Dump her?
A:

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 8 hours
Had sex
A: 13 year's
Smoked Pot?
A: birht

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: pot

When?
A: when nessary

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: me
Who cooked?
A: me
Who cleaned?
A: me

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: Yes

What are the things you cook best?
A: worte a cook book

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: yes

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: ate a lizzard
as a college student?
A: hade sex in a evelator
as a working stiff?
A: demanded sex on my desk

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: yam
If I were, what would I be?
A: hugh heffner

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: ask for a blow job

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: Yes

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes

Why?
A: i'm tring not to fight it, just go with it??

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: i'm a electronic engineer, the last project i worked on

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: bitches

...all men have?
A: dick heads

...with our society?
A: don't know, don't care

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: have two cat's

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a whore house

The second?
A: a whore house

The last?
A: a whore house

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: seca

How do people describe you?
A: weard

How do you describe yourself?
A: strange

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: hustler

What are your favorite shoes?
A: flip flop's

Additional Comments
A: i love sex with a female


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