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Tue Apr 30 9:50:11 1996

Name:
A: Patrick Burns

Email:
A: Rather not, you may be trying to sell me something!

How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Merely to say alive or to statisfy an alchol induced craving

What is your biggest flaw?
A: I worry to much

3 favorite authors
A: Allison Wier Shelby Foote P.B. Shelley

What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Friends

What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Trying to be smooth with women(that's not me)

What is your favorite animal?
A: Penguins
Describe it.
A: Well dressed bird with a 'cool' walk

How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: The older I get the longer I take. This seams to be saving me alot of stress!
Jump her?
A: See above.
Dump her?
A: I'm to loyal to dump girlfriends. For some reason or another I always think the problems can be worked out.

How old were you when you first kissed?
A: About sixth grade(I ran with a fast crowd)
Had sex
A: Prom night my senior year in Hi School
Smoked Pot?
A: Prom night my senior year in Hi School.(I swear, and I didn't see this ? until after I answered above ?)

Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes

What?
A: Pot and Schrooms

When?
A: Not very often

Still?
A: Yes

Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated

Who worked?
A: Both
Who cooked?
A: Neither
Who cleaned?
A: Me(she was a messy thing)

Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes

Do you like to cook?
A: No

What are the things you cook best?
A: Ceral, pop tarts, and any grilled meat.

Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: Mousse, cologne,deodorant, conditioner

What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Jump on moving trains.
as a college student?
A: Have sex on the football field(Not during a game or anything like that) It was late at night during summer school. I went to East Carolina University and the name of out football field was Ficklen,(WE certainly did)
as a working stiff?
A: Nothing, I'm afraid my life is over.

If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: squash(nobody likes squash so I won't get eaten"
If I were, what would I be?
A: Corn-on-the-cob(I like to eat corn-on-the-cob)

If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Let her enjoy herself. If I couldn't trust I would not date her.

Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes

On other planets?
A: Yes

Are you psychic?
A: No

Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: No

Why?
A: We insane people are usually the last to know.

Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No

Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes

What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: The personal computer... What else?

What is the biggest problem...

...all women have?
A: Women seam to be attracted to aggressive, selfish men who ruin their lives. So when I meet them they're man haters.

...all men have?
A: We use sex as some kind of scorecard to determine success(I hope I don't)

...with our society?
A: WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS(it's also are biggest asset)

Which do you prefer:
A: Animals

Why?
A: My pets have more personality than my plants

If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A house

The second?
A: A nice car

The last?
A: a casket

Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My father.

How do people describe you?
A: Smart,funny,considerate, easy-going,BUT.... also opinionated and sometimes to eager to please(This seams like a contridiction to me.)

How do you describe yourself?
A: Friendly, people loving, tolerant, maybe to sensitive.

Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes

Which?
A: The Raleigh News and Observer and many Histroy mags from Cowles Publishing. I read Time and Newsweek at work.

What are your favorite shoes?
A: Running shoes

Additional Comments
A: Why should I want to go out with you?


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