Tue May 7 17:54:29 1996
Name:
A: Jean-Paul Bondy (JBondy)
Email:
A: jbondy@worldsite.net
Home Page:
A: http://www.online-la.com/~jbondy
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: Food is by far the most necessary thing known to man. Far beyond, music, film, reading, art and even sex! For someone to be able to supply warm delicious meals, has got to be the greatest person on this planet. To come up with someting that looks, smells, and tastes good is incredible to me. You NEED food. so good food is the best creation I have ever had the pleasure of discovering.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: My inability of flying
3 favorite authors
A: John Fante. Jim Thompson. Dosteovsky.
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: friends, love, trust, loyalty
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: not getting over what's her name
What is your favorite animal?
A: the Bird. Any bird.
Describe it.
A: you have seen a bird before right?
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: hopefully not too long
Jump her?
A: three weeks - month of dating
Dump her?
A: only dumped once. after 2 years
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 7
Had sex
A: 15
Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: grass, e, lsd, a little nitro. no ghb's or any of that crap you stick up your nose.
When?
A: in waves. smoke a joint while I paint
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both
Who cooked?
A: I cooked.
Who cleaned?
A: I cleaned
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Chicken Caccitore, B-B-Q, Homemade Soups!!! Always from scratch.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of the above. Not in the last 5 years.(besides deodorant from time to time
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: shit in a field, wiped my ass with my underweare, through them at a friends house. 7 years old. sorry.
as a college student?
A: didn't attend full time
as a working stiff?
A: said yes to the first offer EVERY TIME!
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: A long and tall rhubarb stalk
If I were, what would I be?
A: a nice delicious blue-berry. What is this? the dating game?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: take off my pants and run screaming around the room. or, let them talk for a while, then approach and join the conversation I suppose.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: My first trip almost drove me over the edge. My pal told me it was just like smokin a joint. Thanks a lot. Not a thing alike. It's safe to say that I did indeed lose my mind for about 6 hours. Then it started to disipate and I felt a fool.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Manned space flight!
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: Vaginas
...all men have?
A: Penis'
...with our society?
A: The fact that most of us don't realize that we are all part of a global community, that we're all in this together. We concentrate on building bigger borders, when we should be knocking down the ones that already exist. Money is another problem. My financial situation isn't unique in any way, but I think that we should abolish it all together. Do you agree? I could go on about it, but I think that you get the picture, and I'm saying anything that hasn't been said before, so I'll just stop.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: My cat loves me, sleeps with me, and purrs. That's the coolest thing ever!
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: a new bed.
The second?
A: some food
The last?
A: some of those springy feet things.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: my oldest brother
How do people describe you?
A: ask them. I could give you some phone numbers I guess.
How do you describe yourself?
A: Normal. But, I think that's what everyone says. Especially serial murderers which is kind of scary.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: discover, time, la times
What are your favorite shoes?
A: none
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