Mon Jun 17 18:15:13 1996
Name:
A: MOndo Jock
Email:
A: kock@kock.com
Home Page:
A: http://well.hung.com/
Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous?
A: anything you want, baby
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: i dunno
What is your biggest flaw?
A: that I have none
3 favorite authors
A: V.C. Andrews
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: A new Ford Taurus
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: my double Y chromosome
What is your favorite animal?
A: capybara
Describe it.
A: the largest rodent on Earth
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: years and years
Jump her?
A: never have (yet)
Dump her?
A: I'm in it for life, baby.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: probably a few minutes...
Had sex
A: 23 years and counting
Smoked Pot?
A: 16
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: diet pills, nitrous, ketamine
When?
A: every weekend
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Neither
Who worked?
A: I can't seem to hold down a job...
Who cooked?
A: I don't believe in cooked food.
Who cleaned?
A: very funny
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best?
A: bunnies
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: all of them - but I've given them up
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: I grew up.
as a college student?
A: masturbated too much
as a working stiff?
A: masturbated too much
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: I'd be a coconut - cause they're silly
If I were, what would I be?
A: you'd be a cucumber.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: hope they'd get it on and stop torturing me before I had to kill one of them
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: ONce I did way too much acid and thought Dragons were crawling out of my lungs.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: Yer mama.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: They remind me of Mom
...all men have?
A: They remind me of Dad
...with our society?
A: They remind me of my older siblings that used to beat me up.
Which do you prefer:
A: Plants
Why?
A: They're much more diverse
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: political favors
The second?
A: land
The last?
A: a new suit
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: Johnny Rotten
How do people describe you?
A: obnoxious twit
How do you describe yourself?
A: obnoxious twit
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: Yes
Which?
A: Nat'l Geographic
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Keds
Additional Comments
A: I wish these forms weren't so long.