Thu Jun 20 12:25:24 1996
Name:
A: Tigger
Home Page:
A: http://www.interlog.com/~tigger/
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat?
A: If I'm sharing a meal with someone or feeding them it's a wonderful opportunity to spoil them and/or gain insight into them; if I'm by myself, I tend to just eat things that are easy. Maybe I just spoil myself continuously.
What is your biggest flaw?
A: I'm rather a know-it-all.
3 favorite authors
A: Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Walter Jon Williams, Glen Cook
What are the hallmarks of success in life?
A: Friends and free time
What is your biggest mental fuck-up?
A: Jealousy.
What is your favorite animal?
A: Dogs.
Describe it.
A: If you know dogs, you know. If not, I can't explain it. If yo like dogs, dogs like you.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her?
A: Weeks, months, maybe never.
Jump her?
A: Ditto.
Dump her?
A: I am traditionally the dumpee.
How old were you when you first kissed?
A: 12
Had sex
A: 20
Smoked Pot?
A: 19
Do you use recreational drugs?
A: Yes
What?
A: Tequila, vodka, beer
When?
A: Every other weekend, maybe.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone?
A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Neither (students)
Who cooked?
A: Both
Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook?
A: Yes
Do you like to cook?
A: Yes
What are the things you cook best?
A: Fettuccine Alfredo, Swedish Cream, Marinated Flank Steak
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deodorant conditioner zitcream aftershave
A: everything at one time or another, I suppose
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent?
A: Pretended to go to school, but actually hid in my closet, for three days.
as a college student?
A: Fell in love with a Mormon
as a working stiff?
A: Worked in building near Cineplex. Left in the middle of a busy day (left my jacket on the back of my chair and carried a clipboard), went to the movies, came back just in time to go home.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Plum tomato
If I were, what would I be?
A: Dunno. Maybe a carrot?
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do?
A: Smile.
Do you think there is life after death?
A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane?
A: Yes
Why?
A: I've been to a video arcade.
Were you ever in the armed forces?
A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs?
A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years?
A: fibre optics
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have?
A: contradictory social conditioning
...all men have?
A: contradictory social conditioning
...with our society?
A: humans don't interact very well in large groups.
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: More fun to play with.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy?
A: A house.
The second?
A: A honking big home theatre setup.
The last?
A: Jewellery
Who has been the greatest influence in your life?
A: My parents.
How do people describe you?
A: Bitter, good friend, loyal, sarcastic, mean, wicked
How do you describe yourself?
A: Iconoclastic, bitter, lonely, disappointed, cheerful, self-indulgent, perverse
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers?
A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes?
A: Running shoes (Wilsons)
Additional Comments
A: Are you still alive? Your last submission was dated Mar 15. Maybe you've found the person of your dreams and have stopped looking? PS: I think this is pretty silly, but I can't resist filling in forms. >8)